What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do cats wear to work?
How do automobiles fly?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?