Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do you organize a space party?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?