What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?