Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the scariest letter?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?