Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
When do astronauts eat?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What animal has the most fun?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the most expensive plate in church?