What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?