What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the bread do on vacation?