What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
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Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?