What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?