What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?