My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
When do mice play every day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?