Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the bunny upset?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the fish blush?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?