Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do elves learn in school?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?