What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?