Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
When do cows get tired?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal knows kung fu?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...