How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How is cat food sold?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
When do flowers get their workout in?