How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a sad latte?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the frog have a long face?