What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the smallest lion?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do football players deal with their problems?