I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?