What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What stories are told by basketball players?