Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?