What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are winter days great?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?