What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?