Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you wash a lamb?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What country has the most fish?
Which subject has two parts?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?