What do sprinters eat before a race?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?