What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?