What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which animal will never go bald?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What animal floats best?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What goes zzub, zzub?