Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which state has the best streets?