Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the painter say to the wall?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?