What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?