Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?