What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does a cat go to sleep on?