What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Can February March?