Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the dog overweight?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What sport do horses love to play?