Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?