Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?