Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do billboards talk?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do kittens go to school?