Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a table you can eat?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?