What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do chickens leave the highway?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?