When do mice play every day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What sweet treat never panics?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?