Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?