Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?