Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you drive a man crazy?