Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What fairy loves to count?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?