Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?