Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are goats so funny?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do cows go to New York?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the sailor lose his job?