Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a silly hill?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?