How do you make a cow float?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?