What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the holiest insect?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?