What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the cat so small?