What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?