What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?