What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What bird is always sad?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?