What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which animal will never go bald?
How does dinner smell?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?