What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why did the computer run out of money?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
When do mice play every day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?