Why is furniture so generous?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?