Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a smelly horse?