Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
