Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?