Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What game do bats excel at?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
When do mice play every day?
What is an archer's favorite store?