What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How did the toad die?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do fish do at parades?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?