Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are basketball courts always wet?