How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you grill cheese?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
