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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
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What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?