What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?