What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do horses reside?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is the smallest lion?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?