Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a small mom?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?