What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?