What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?