What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the mime upset?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?