How does a barber get to work?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did March say to the madness?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?