What's the most masculine animal?
A man-atee.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?