Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do insects learn at school?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What condiment has wings?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?