Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?